Signs He’s Over His Ex
-She’s not in his phone (you looked), and the “pizza” number is the actual pizza place.
-His friends all know your name and never say things like, “You’re the one from Texas, right?”
-You run into her on the street, and he doesn’t suck in his belly, not even a little.
-He tells you that was the best back rub of his life (and his ex was a masseuse!).